Stop Scaring The Kids


          A blonde guy  gets home early from work and  hears strange noises
          from the bedroom.   He rushes upstairs to find his  wife naked on
          the bed, sweating and panting.  "What's going on  here?' he says.
          "I'm  having  a  heart  attack,"  cries the  woman.    He  rushes
          downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing,  his four
          year old  son comes  up and  says, "Daddy!   Daddy!, Uncle  Ted's
          hiding in your wardrobe closet and he's got no clothes on!"   The
          guy slams  the phone down  and storms upstairs into  the bedroom,
          past his  screaming wife, and rips open  the wardrobe door.  Sure
          enough,  there is  his brother,  totally naked,  cowering on  the
          wardrobe floor.   "You IDIOT!!!,"  says the  husband, "my  wife's
          having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring
          the kids!"