You're Next


          A  blonde  suspects her  boyfriend of  cheating on  her,  so  she
          goes      out          and  buys a gun She goes to  his apartment
          unexpectedly and   when          she opens the door she finds him
          in the arms of  a redhead             Well, the blonde is  really
          angry She opens her purse to   take out           the gun, and as
          she does so, she is overcome with grief         She takes the gun
          and puts it to her head          The boyfriend yells, "No, honey,
          don't do it"          The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"