How Not To Catch A Cold


          A minister came to call on Mrs. Jones, who at the ripe old age of
          90 didn't make it to church  too often.  As he sat in  her living
          room talking  to her, he  noticed that on  her organ was,  of all
          things, a glass bowl full of condoms.  He tried to ignore it, but
          couldn't.  Finally he asked her about it.  "Oh yes," she said, "I
          found that on  the street.  It  said, 'place on organ  to prevent
          diseases', and you  know it really works!   I haven't had  a cold
          all winter!"