Maybe It Is Better to Be Bald


               A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks "How  long
          before I can get a haircut?"

               The   barber  looks around  the  shop   and says,  "About  2
          hours." 

               The guy leaves.

               A few days later, the  same guy sticks his  head in the door
          and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?"

               The  barber looks  around  the shop  full  of customers  and
          says, "About 2 hours."

               The guy leaves.

               A week later, the  same guy sticks his head in  the shop and
          asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

               The barber  looks around  the shop an  says, "About  an hour
          and half."

               The guy leaves.

               The barber  looks over at  a friend  in the shop,  and says,
          "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." 

               In a  little while, Bill  comes back into the  shop laughing
          hysterically.

               The barber asks, "Bill where did he go when he left here?" 
               Bill looked up and said, "To your house."