Bubba had Shingles


               Bubba walked  into a  doctor's office  and the  receptionist
          asked  him what he had.

               Bubba said, "Shingles."

               So she  wrote down  his   name,  address, medical  insurance
          number and told him to  have a seat.

               Fifteen  minutes later  a  nurse's aide  came out  and asked
          Bubba  what he had.

               Bubba said, Shingles.

               So she  wrote down his  height, weight,  a  complete medical
          history and told Bubba to wait in the  examining room.

               A half hour  later a nurse came  in and asked Bubba  what he
          had.

               Bubba said, Shingles.

               So  the nurse  gave  Bubba a  blood   test,  took his  blood
          pressure, an electrocardiogram,  and told  Bubba to  take off all
          his clothes and wait for the doctor.

               An hour  later the  doctor came in  and asked Bubba  what he
          had.

               Bubba said, "Shingles."

               The doctor asked, "Where?"

               Bubba said, "Outside in the truck.  Where you want um, Doc?"