Chapter and Verse of the Creation Of All Things Data


          In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those
          he created the words.  And there were two Bytes in  the Word; and
          nothing else  existed. And God  separated the One from  the Zero;
          and  he saw it was good.  And God  said - Let the Data be; And so
          it happened. And God said-Let the Data go to their proper places.
          And he  created floppy  disks and hard  disks and  compact disks.
          And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to
          put  floppy disks  and hard  disks  and compact  disks. Thus  God
          created computers  and called  them hardware.   And there  was no
          Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told
          them - Go and  multiply yourselves and fill all the  Memory.  And
          God said -I  will create the Programmer; And  the Programmer will
          make new programs and govern  over the computers and programs and
          Data.   And  God  created the  Programmer;  and put  him  at Data
          Center; And God  showed the Programmer the Catalog  Tree and said
          You  can use  all the  volumes  and sub  volumes but  DO  NOT USE
          Windows.  And God  said - It is not Good for the programmer to be
          alone.  He took a bone  from the Programmer's body and created  a
          creature that  would look  up at the  Programmer; and  admire the
          Programmer;  and love  the things  the Programmer  does;  And God
          called  the creature: the User.  And  the Programmer and the User
          were left  under the  naked DOS and  it was Good.   But  Bill was
          smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the
          User - Did God  really tell you not to run any programs?  And the
          User  answered - God  told us that  we can use  every program and
          every piece of  Data but told  us not to  run Windows or  we will
          die.   And  Bill  said to  the  User  - How  can  you talk  about
          something you did  not even try? The  moment you run Windows  you
          will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you
          like by a simple click of your mouse.  And the User saw that  the
          fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And  the User
          saw that any knowledge was  useless - since Windows could replace
          it.  So  the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said
          to  the  Programmer  that  it  was  good.    And  the  Programmer
          immediately started to look for new drivers.  And God asked him -
          What  are you  looking for?  And the Programmer  answered -  I am
          looking for  new drivers because I can not  find them in the DOS.
          And God said - Who  told you that you  need drivers? Did you  run
          Windows? And the  Programmer said - It  was Bill who told  us to!
          And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you  will be hated
          by all the creatures.  And the User  will always be unhappy  with
          you. And you will always sell Windows. And God said to the User -
          Because of what you  did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat
          up all your  Resources; and you will have to  use lousy programs;
          and you will always rely  on the Programmer's help. And God  said
          to the Programmer  - Because you  listened to the  User you  will
          never be happy. All  your programs will have errors  and you will
          have to fix them and fix  them to the end of time. And  God threw
          them out  of the Data Center and locked the  door and  secured it
          with a password. General Protection Fault.