Dead Computer


          A friend of  mine works in a  busy office where a  computer going
          down causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of the computers
          not only  crashed, it  made  a noise  that sounded  like a  heart
          monitor.  "This computer has  flat-lined!" a co-worker called out
          with  mock   horror.   "Does  anyone   here   know  how   to   do
          mouse-to-mouse?"