Big Problems In Heaven
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We
have some rednecks up here who are causing problems. They are
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce
is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots,
and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of
their crowns you gave them. They refuse to keep the stairway to
your throne clean. There are fried chicken bones, pickle pig
feet left overs, and watermelon remains all over the place. they
are laughing and whooping and hollering and some are even
shooting their pistols into the air."
The Lord said, "Rednecks are rednecks, Gabriel. Heaven is
Home to all my children. If you want to know about real
problems, call the Devil and see how he is getting along."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute."
The Devil was gone for a few moments before returning. "OK,
I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel said, "I just want to know what kind of problems
you're having down there."
The Devil said, "Oh, shoot! Hold on again. I need to check
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and
said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this. Hold on again,
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned
and said, "I'm sorry, Gabriel, but I can't talk right now. Those
rednecks have put out the fire and are trying to install a 100
ton air conditioner."
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