Bridging The Gap


     A priest and  pastor from local churches  are standing by the  side of
     the road and pounding a sign into the ground that reads: 

     "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

          "Leave us alone you  religious nuts!" yelled a driver  as he sped
     by and shaking his fist at them.

          From  around the  curve they  heard  screeching tires  and a  big
     splash.   The pastor turns to  the priest and asks,  "Do you think the
     sign should just say Bridge Out?"