I realize you can't really tell this joke in church but it's
A group of nuns were traveling in a car when it got a flat
tire. They got out and tried to change it, but being rather
unworldly did not know how to do it. Luckily, a truck came along
and the male driver offered to change it for them. They gladly
As the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the jack.
"Son of a b----," he yelled.
The eldest nun said to him, "That is not nice language. We
understand that you are upset, but you mustn't use such
"Sorry, Sister", he said, and tried again to jack up the
car. Again it slipped, this time almost mashing his fingers."Son
of a b----," he yelled again.
"Please, sir, don't use such language. If changing our tire
is causing you to do so, it would be better if you didn't help
"But I get so upset, and it just comes out," the trucker
says in defense.
"Well," said the nun, "say something else when you get
upset, something like 'Sweet Jesus, help me.'"
So the trucker tried to jack up the car again. Again it
slipped. He started to say "Son," but he corrected himself and
said, "Sweet Jesus help me."
At that very second, the car just lifted up into the air by
itself. The nuns looked at the car and said, "Son of a b----!?
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