Flat Amazing

          Editor's Note.

               I realize you can't really tell this joke in church but it's
          still funny.


               A group of nuns were  traveling in a car when it got  a flat
          tire.  They got  out and  tried to  change  it, but  being rather
          unworldly did not know how to do it. Luckily, a truck  came along
          and the  male driver offered to  change it for them.  They gladly
          accepted.

               As  the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the jack.
          "Son of a b----," he yelled.

               The eldest nun said  to him, "That is not nice  language. We
          understand  that  you  are  upset,  but  you  mustn't   use  such
          language."

               "Sorry, Sister",  he said,  and tried again  to jack  up the
          car. Again it slipped, this time almost  mashing his fingers."Son
          of a b----," he yelled again.

               "Please, sir, don't use such  language. If changing our tire
          is  causing you to do  so, it would be better  if you didn't help
          us."

               "But I  get so upset,  and it just  comes out,"  the trucker
          says in defense.

               "Well,"  said  the nun,  "say  something else  when  you get
          upset, something like 'Sweet Jesus, help me.'"

               So  the trucker  tried to jack  up the  car again.  Again it
          slipped. He  started to say  "Son," but he corrected  himself and
          said, "Sweet Jesus help me."

               At that very  second, the car just lifted up into the air by
          itself. The nuns looked at the car and said, "Son of a b----!?