Believe The Bible?  You Must Be Kidding!


          There was  this Christian lady that had to  do a lot of traveling
          for her business so she did a lot of  flying. But flying made her
          nervous so she always took her  Bible along with her to read  and
          it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When
          he  saw her pull out her Bible he  gave a little chuckle and went
          back to what he  was doing.  After a  while he turned to her  and
          asked "You don't  really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
          The lady replied  "Of course  I do. It  is the  Bible."  He  said
          "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"  She
          replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."  He
          asked "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time  inside
          the whale?"   The lady  said "Well I  don't really know.  I guess
          when  I get  to heaven I  will ask  him."   "What if he  isn't in
          heaven?" the  man asked sarcastically.   "Then you can  ask him,"
          replied the lady.