Talking To God

          A man was taking  it easy, laying on the grass and  looking up at
          the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he  decided to talk to
          God.    "God", he  said,  "how long  is  a million  years?"   God
          answered, "In my frame  of reference, it's about a  minute."  The
          man asked, "God, how much is  a million dollars?"  God  answered,
          "To me, it's  a penny."  The man  then asked, "God, can  I have a
          penny?"  God answered, "In a minute."