Test Your Biblical Knowledge


          What  do people  know of the  Bible? According to  an Ann Landers
          column, following are quiz results.

          1.  Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
          2.  Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a  ball of fire by
          night.
          3.    Moses went  to the  top  of Mount  Cyanide  to get  the Ten
          Commandments.
          4.  The  seventh commandment is "Thou shalt  not admit adultery."
          5.  Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
          6.   Jesus was born  because Mary had an  immaculate contraption.
          7. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 Decibels.
          8. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
          9. One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
          10. Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Harrod's.
          11. Paul preached acrimony, which  is another name for  marriage.
          12.  David fought the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in
          Biblical times.
          13.   The  Jews  had   trouble  throughout  their   history  with
          unsympathetic Genitals.
          14.  A  Christian should  have  only  one  wife. This  is  called
          monotony.