Long Winded Preachers


          Pastor Dave Charlton tells us,  "After a worship service at First
          Baptist  Church in Newcastle,  Kentucky, a mother  with a fidgety
          seven-year old boy  told me how  she finally got  her son to  sit
          still and be quiet. About  halfway through the sermon, she leaned
          over and  whispered, 'If you  don't be quiet, Pastor  Charlton is
          going to lose  his place" and will  have to start his  sermon all
          over again." It worked.