Will Rogers Quotes Of Wisdom


     Will  Rogers,  who died  in  a plane  crash with  Wylie  Post in  1935, was
     probably the greatest  political sage this country  has ever known.   Enjoy
     the following quotes.

     1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

     2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

     3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

     4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

     5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

     6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

     7.  The quickest way to double your money is  to fold it and put it back in
     your pocket.

     8. There are three kinds of men.
     The ones that learn by reading.
     The few who learn by observation.
     The  rest  of them  have to  pee on  the  electric fence  and find  out for
     themselves.

     9. Good  judgment comes from experience, and  a lot of that  comes from bad
     judgment.

     10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
     to make sure it's still there.

     11. Lettin the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

     12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt  so good
     he started roaring.  He kept it up  until a hunter came along and shot him.
     The moral is, when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.