Little Red Riding Hood


          Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she  sees a
     big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.  "My, what big eyes you have,
     Mr.Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away.

          Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the  wolf again
     and this time  he is crouched  behind a bush.   "My what big  ears you
     have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

          About two miles  down the road  Little Red  Riding Hood sees  the
     wolf again and this time he is  crouched down behind a rock. "My  what
     big teeth you have Mr.  Wolf."

          With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock  it off,
     I'm trying to take a dump!"