THINGS WILL ROGERS NEVER SAId But Probably Wishes He Had


          Every teenager should get a high school education, even if   they
          already know everything.

          Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs   $10
          just to repair.

          A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.

          The outcome of the income depends on the outgo for the upkeep.

          Here's  a new invention -- a solar-powered  clothes dryer.  It's 
          called a clothes line.

          Leaders go down in history -- some farther down than others.

          Any  man who laughs at women's clothes has  never paid the   bill
          for them.

          A four word story of failure:  Hired, tired, mired, fired.

          For every  judge operating in an  official capacity, there    are
          100 who are self-appointed.

          It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are    most
          likely to be remembered.

          The more you know, the more you know you ought to know.

          The argument you just won with your spouse isn't over yet.

          The law of gravitation is the only law that everybody observes.