The Religion Of A Mechanic


          A mechanic who worked out of his home had a Rottweiler  dog named
          Mace.  Mace  had a  bad  habit of  eating  all the  grass  in the
          mechanic's lawn, so  the mechanic had to keep Mace  in the house.
          The grass eventually  became overgrown. One day the  mechanic was
          working on a car in his back  yard and dropped his wrench, losing
          it  in the tall grass.  He couldn't  find it for the life of him,
          so he decided to call it a day.  That night Mace escaped from the
          house and ate  all the grass in the back yard.   The next morning
          the  mechanic went  outside and,  "Lo  and behold,  saw his  lost
          wrench glinting in the sunlight.  Realizing what had happened, he
          looked up  to the  heavens and proclaimed,  "A grazing  Mace, how
          sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me."