Words Of Unforgettable Wisdom


          We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible
          for the ungrateful.
          Talent  does what it can, genius does what it must, I do what I'm
          paid to do.
          He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
          Don't let school interfere with your education.
          When in  charge, ponder. When  in doubt, mumble. When  in trouble
          delegate.
          Women like the simplest things in life.  Men.
          They've found  something that does  the work  of five  men.   One
          woman.
          Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
          We are the people our parents warned us about.
          Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
          The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've
          got it made.
          I used to be  lost in the shuffle, now I  just shuffle along with
          the lost.
          I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.