The Lexus and the lawyer


          A very successful lawyer parked  his brand new Lexus in front  of
     the office so he could show it off to his colleagues.

          As he got  out, a  truck came  along too  close to  the curb  and
     completely  tore off  the driver's  door.   Fortunately, a  cop, in  a
     police car, was  close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind
     the Lexus, his lights flashing.

          Before the  cop had  a chance  to ask any  questions, the  lawyer
     started screaming hysterically about how  his Lexus, which he had just
     picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be
     the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

          After  the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook
     his head in disgust and  disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic
     you lawyers  are," he said.  "You are  so focused on  your possessions
     that you neglect the most important things in life."

          "How can you say such a thing?" the lawyer exclaimed.

          The cop replied, "Don't  you even realize that  your left arm  is
     missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you."

          "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer, "MY ROLEX!"