The Grass Is Always Greener, Legally Speaking


          One  afternoon, a  wealthy lawyer was  riding in the  back of his
          limousine when he saw  two men eating grass by the  road side. He
          ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. Why are
          you eating grass?" he asked one man.  We don't have any money for
          food,"  the poor man replied.  Oh, well,  you can come with me to
          my house," instructed the lawyer. But, sir, I have a wife and two
          children with  me!"  "Bring  them along!" replied the  lawyer. He
          turned to the other man and said:  "You come with us, too." "But,
          sir, I have  a wife and six  children!" the second man  answered.
          "Bring them  as well!" answered  the lawyer as he  headed for his
          limo.  They  all climbed into  the car, which  was no easy  task,
          even for a car as large  as the limousine. Once underway, one  of
          the poor  fellows says:  "Sir, you  are too  kind. Thank you  for
          taking all of us  with you."  The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it.
          You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."