I Wanna Be A Preacher


          After a  church service on  Sunday morning, a young  boy suddenly
          announced to his mother, "Mom,  I've decided to become a minister
          when I  grow up." "That's okay with us,  but what made you decide
          that?" "Well," said  the little boy, "I  have to go to  church on
          Sunday anyway, and I figure it  will be more fun to stand  up and
          yell, than to sit and listen."