Hard to Out-do a Texan


          A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next  to a
     guy in  a         Rolls Royce  at a stop sign.  Since their windows are
     open, he yells  at the guy                  in the Rolls, "Hey, you got
     a telephone in that Rolls?"

          The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

          "I got one too ... see?" the Texan says.

          "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

          "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

          "Why, actually, yes, I do."

          "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

          The light  is  just  about  to  turn green  and  the  guy  in  the
     Volkswagen says,                       "So, do you have a double bed in
     back there?"

          The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

          "Yep, got my  double bed right  in back here," the  Texan replies.
     The light         turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.

          Well, the guy in  the Rolls           is not about to be out done.
     He immediately goes to  a  customizing                  shop and orders
     them to put a double bed in back of his  car.

          About two weeks  later, the job is  finally done. He picks  up his
     car and              drives  all over town  looking for the  Volkswagen
     beetle with the  Texas          plates.

          Finally, he finds it  parked alongside the road, so he   pulls his
     Rolls                                   up next to it.

          The  windows on  the Volkswagen  are all  fogged up  and he  feels
     somewhat             awkward about  it, but  he gets  out of  his newly
     modified Rolls and  taps  on                        the foggy window of
     the Volkswagen.                 The man in the Volkswagen finally opens
     the  window a crack and  peeks                    out. The guy with the
     Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

          "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's  up?"

          "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my  Rolls."

          The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME      
                                  THAT?"