Hungry But Not Too Smart


               A  man hurried  into a pizza  parlor and nearly  ran for the
          counter.  "Quick," he huffed, "I need a pepperoni pizza."

               The  clerk says, "Do  you want  that cut  into six  or eight
          pieces?"

               The man said, "Oh, you better make it  six.  I don't think I
          can eat eight."