Looking For An American Job


          Joe Smith started the day early  having set his alarm clock (MADE
          IN  JAPAN)  for  6 a.m. While  his coffeepot (MADE  IN CHINA) was
          perking, he shaved with  his electric razor (MADE IN  HONG KONG).
          He  put on  a dress shirt  (MADE IN  SRI  LANKA),  designer jeans
          (MADE  IN SINGAPORE)  and tennis  shoes (MADE  IN KOREA).   After
          cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA)
          he  sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
          he  could spend  today. After  setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)
          to the radio (MADE IN INDIA)  he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY)
          and continued his  search for a good  paying AMERICAN JOB. At the
          end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to
          relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN  BRAZIL) poured
          himself a glass of wine  (MADE IN FRANCE) and  turned on his   TV
          (MADE IN  INDONESIA), and then wondered why  he can't find a good
          paying job in AMERICA.