Driving Crayzy


               Driving to  town this  morning on  the Interstate,  I looked
          over  to my left  and there  was a woman  in a brand  new Mustang
          doing  65 miles per hour  with her face up next  to her rear view
          mirror putting  on  her eyeliner.   I  looked away  for a  couple
          seconds and when I  looked back she was halfway over  in my lane,
          still working on that dumb makeup.  It scared me so bad I dropped
          my electric  shaver, which knocked  the doughnut out of  my other
          hand. In  all the confusion of  trying to straighten out  the car
          using my  knees against  the steering wheel,  it knocked  my cell
          phone  away from my other ear  which fell into the coffee between
          my legs and disconnected an important call and scalded my crotch!
          WOMEN DRIVERS!