Anything Can Happen While campping


               Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson  go on a camping trip, set
          up  their tent,  and fall  asleep.   Some  hours later,  Sherlock
          holmes awakens his faithful friend.   "Watson, look up at the sky
          and tell me what you see.

               Watson quickly replies, "I see millions of stars."

               "What does that tell you?" Holmes prompts.

               Watson ponders momentarily before speaking.  "Astronomically
          speaking  it  tells  me  their  are   millions  of  galaxies  and
          potentially  billions of  planets.    Astrologically speaking  it
          tells me that  Saturn is in  leo.  Time wise  it appears to  be a
          quarter past three.   Theologically, it is evident  that the Lord
          is   all   powerful   and  we   are   small   and  insignificant.
          Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
          What does it tell you Mr. Holmes?"

               Holmes is  silent for  a moment then  speaks.   "Watson, you
          idiot!  Someone has stolen our tent."