The Perfect Couple


               Once  upon a time,  a perfect man  and a  perfect woman met.
          After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
          together was, of course, perfect.

               One snowy,  stormy Christmas  Eve, this  perfect couple  was
          driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road,
          when they  noticed someone at  the side of the  road in distress.
          Being  the perfect  couple, they  stopped to  help.   There stood
          Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint
          any children on  the eve of Christmas, the  perfect couple loaded
          Santa and his toys into their perfect vehicle.

               Soon  they   were   driving  along   delivering  the   toys.
          Unfortunately,  the  driving  conditions   deteriorated  and  the
          perfect couple and  Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
          survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

          (Scroll down for the answer)                          

               The perfect woman  survived. She's the  only one who  really
          existed  in the  first place.  Everyone knows  there is  no Santa
          Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

          * Women: Stop reading  here, that is the end of the joke for you.

          * Men: Keep scrolling.

               So,  if  there is  no perfect  man and  no Santa  Claus, the
          perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was
          a car accident.  By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading
          this, this illustrates  another point: Women never  listen either
          because you were told to stop scrolling!