The Proud Father


               A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
          He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother
          of Six," in spite of her objections.

               One night they  went to a  party. The man decided  that it's
          time  to go home, and wanted to find  out if his wife is ready to
          leave as well. He shouted  at the top of his voice,  "Shall we go
          home Mother of Six?" His wife,  irritated by her husbands lack of
          discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"