It's What's Up Front That Counts

               A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class
          is  squirming  around,  scratching  his  crotch  and  not  paying
          attention. She goes back to find  out what's going on. He's quite
          embarrassed  and  whispers   that  he  has  just   recently  been
          circumcised and he's quite itchy. The teacher has him go  down to
          the principal's  office, to phone  his mom, and  ask her what  he
          should do  about it. He does this and  returns to the class, sits
          down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the
          back of the room. Back down she goes, only to find him sitting at
          his  desk with his  penis hanging out.  "I thought I  told you to
          call your mom," she says.

               "I did," he says, "and she told me that if I could  stick it
          out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."