Window Of Opportunity


          Last year I  replaced several windows in my house.  They were the
          expensive  double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I
          got  a call  from the  contractor complaining  that the  work has
          been done for  a year and I had  failed to pay for  them. Boy, oh
          boy, did  we go round and round.  I told him no one  pulls a fast
          one on this old lady. Even tho  I am a senior citizen and used to
          be a blonde,  doesn't mean  that I  am automatically   stupid!  I
          proceeded  to tell him just what  his salesman told me last year;
          that " in  one year they would pay for themselves!"