Making Money The Easy Way


          A  blond  needed  to make  some  extra money.    So,  she started
          knocking  on doors asking  for work.   She went to  one house and
          asked the man  at the  door if  she could do  something for  some
          extra money.   He thought for awhile and said, "Yes, I'll pay you
          $50 if  you paint  my porch."   She said,  "No problem,  piece of
          cake!"   So, he got  the paint and brushes  and went back  in the
          house, leaving her to work.   After a few minutes, his wife  came
          in and said, "That's terrible, you're only paying her $50 and the
          porch goes all the way around the house.  That will be at least a
          day or two of work."  The man said, "Well, she wanted to work, so
          I gave her the job.  I'll check on her later."   Then, they heard
          a  knock on the door and the blond  said, "I'm finished.  But you
          should really know, that's a Jaguar, not a porch!"