Let's Go To New York


          On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant  approached a
          blonde sitting in the first  class section and requested that she
          move to coach since  she did not have a first  class ticket.  The
          blonde replied,  "I'm  blonde, I'm  beautiful, I'm  going to  New
          York, and I'm not moving."  Not wanting to argue with a customer,
          the flight  attendant asked the  co-pilot to speak with  her.  He
          went to  talk with  the woman asking  to please  move out  of the
          first class section.  Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm
          beautiful,  I'm going  to New  York, and  I'm not  moving."   The
          co-pilot returned  to the cockpit  and asked the captain  what he
          should do.   The captain said,  "I'm married to  a blonde, and  I
          know how to  handle this." He went to the first class section and
          whispered in the blonde's ear.  She immediately jumped up and ran
          to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just
          say so?"  Surprised, the  flight attendant and the co-pilot asked
          what he  said to her that finally persuaded  her to move from her
          seat.  He said, "I told her  the first class section wasn't going
          to New York."