Miles Make The Difference


          A  blonde tried to  sell her  old car.  She was  having a  lot of
          problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One
          day,  she told  her problem to  a brunette  she worked with  at a
          salon.  The  brunette told her, "There  is a possibility to  make
          the  car easier  to  sell,  but it's  not  legal." "That  doesn't
          matter,"  replied the  blonde,  "if  I only  can  sell the  car."
          "Okay," said  the brunette.  "Here is the  address of a friend of
          mine. He owns a car repair shop.  Tell him I sent you and he will
          turn the  counter in  your car  back to  50,000 miles.   Then  it
          should not be a problem to sell your  car anymore." The following
          weekend,  the blonde  made the  trip to  the mechanic.  About one
          month after  that, the brunette  asked the blonde, "Did  you sell
          your car?"  "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It  only has
          50,000 miles on it now."