Skip It


          A  blonde is  terribly overweight,  so her  doctor puts her  on a
          diet.   "I want you  to eat regularly  for two days,  then skip a
          day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see
          you, you'll  have lost at  least five pounds."   When  the blonde
          returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!"  the
          doctor  says. "Did you follow  my instructions?" The blonde nods.
          "I'll tell you, though, I thought  I was going to drop dead  that
          third day."   "From hunger," the  doctor says, "you mean?"   "No,
          from skipping."