Stop Horsing Around

          A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
          no lessons or prior experience.   She mounts the horse unassisted
          and the horse immediately springs  into motion.  It gallops along
          at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from
          the saddle.   In  terror,  she grabs  for the  horse's mane,  but
          cannot seem to  get a firm  grip.   She tries to  throw her  arms
          around  the horse's  neck, but  she slides  down the side  of the
          horse anyway.   The horse gallops along,  seemingly impervious to
          its slipping rider.  Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps
          away  from  the  horse  to  try  and  throw  herself  to  safety.
          Unfortunately, her foot has  become entangled in the  stirrup and
          she is  now at the  mercy of the  horse's pounding hooves  as her
          head is  struck against the ground again and  again.  As her head
          is battered  against the  ground, she is  mere moments  away from
          unconsciousness when the Wal-Mart manager  runs out and pulls the
          plug on the horse.