So, how blonde was she?


          She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
          She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
          She thought a quarterback was a refund.
          She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
          She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
          She thought General Motors was in the army.
          She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
          She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
          Under "education"  on her  job application, she  put "Hooked  On 
          Phonics."
          She tripped over a cordless phone.
          She spent 20 minutes looking at the  orange juice can because it 
          said "concentrate."
          She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
          At the bottom of  the application where it says  "sign here,"she 
          put   "Sagittarius."
          She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
          She studied all night for a blood test.
          She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
          She sold the car for gas money!
          When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.   
          When she went to the  airport and saw a sign that said  "Airport 
          Left," she turned around and went home.
          When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she 
          moved to another neighborhood.
          She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
          If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
          She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.  
          She had a  shirt that said "TGIF,"  which she thought stood  for 
          "This   Goes In Front."