The Blind Cop


          Returning  home from  work, a blonde  was  shocked  to  find  her
          house  ransacked  and burglarized.  She telephoned the  police at
          once and reported the crime to the police. A dispatcher broadcast
          the  call on  the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby  was
          the  first to respond.  As the K-9 officer approached  the  house
          with  his  dog  on  a leash,  the  blonde ran out on  the  porch,
          shuddered at the sight of the cop and  his dog, then sat  down on
          the steps, and Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come
          home  to fine all my belongings stolen,  I  call the  police  for
          help, and what do they do?  They send me a blind policeman!"