Watch Those Curves


          A blonde had just totaled her new red car in a  terrible accident
     and miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without
     a scratch.   She was  applying fresh  lipstick when the  state trooper
     arrived.

          "My  God!" the trooper gasped.  "Your car looks like an accordion
     that was stomped on by an elephant.  Are you OK ma'am?"

          "Yes, officer, I'm just fine," the blonde chirped." 

          "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he
     surveyed the wreckage.

          "Officer, it was the strangest thing!"  the blonde began.  "I was
     driving along this road when from out of nowhere  this tree pops up in
     front of  me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I
     swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right
     and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..."

          "Uh, ma'am,"  the officer said,  cutting her off. "There  isn't a
     tree on this road for 30 miles.  That was your air freshener  swinging
     back and forth."