You're Next


          A blonde suspects her boyfriend  of cheating on her, so  she goes
     out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and opening
     the door, she finds him in the  arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
     really  angry so she opens her  purse to take out  the gun, and as she
     does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it  to
     her head.  The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

          The blonde replies, "Shut up. You're next!"