Wake Up And Go Back To Sleep


          A married  couple was  asleep when  the phone  rang at  2 in  the
     morning. The wife, a blond, picked up the phone, listened for a moment
     and said, "How  should I know? That's  200 miles from here!"  and hung
     up.

          "Who was that?" her husband asked.

          The wife said, "I  don't know. Some woman wanting to  know if the
     coast is clear."