Cat Walk

               A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of  it.
          He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat  there. The
          cat was already  walking up the driveway when he   approached his
          home.

               The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away  but
          the same  thing happened.   He kept  on increasing the  number of
          blocks but the cat  kept beating him home before him.

               At last  he decided to  drive a  few miles away, turn right,
          then left, past  the  bridge, then right  again and another right
          and so on  until  he reached  what he thought was  a perfect spot
          and dropped  the cat there.

               Hours later, the man calls  his wife at home and asked  her,
          "Jen is the cat there?"

               "Yes, why do you ask?"answered the  wife. 

               Frustrated the man said,  "Put that cat on the phone,   I am
          lost and I need directions."