The Three Little Pigs Go Out


          Three Little  Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes
          and takes their drink order.

               "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

               "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

               "I  want water,  lots and  lots  of water,"  said the  third
          little piggy.

               The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders
          for dinner.

               "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

               "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

               "I  want water,  lots and  lots  of water,"  said the  third
          little piggy.

               The  meals were brought out and  later the waiter approached
          the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

               "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

               "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

               "I want water, lots and  lots of water," exclaimed the third
          little piggy.

               "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, to the third little
          piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"

               The third piggy  says, "Well, somebody has to  go 'Wee, wee,
          wee, all the way home!"