Duck Food


          One day a convenience store worker was sitting not doing much. At
          2 o'clock the doors swing open and a duck  walks in. "Do you have
          any duck food?" the duck asks.  "No we don't got any duck  food."
          "Okay, thanks anyway", says the duck, and walks out. The next day
          at 2 o'clock the doors swing open  again, and the same duck walks
          in. "Got any duck food?" he  asks. The clerk is a little  annoyed
          "No!  We don't  have any  duck food!"  "Fine." the duck  says and
          walks out. The  third day at 2  o'clock the doors swing  open and
          the duck walks in and  asks "Got any duck food?" By now the clerk
          so getting  very annoyed: "No"  he yells "We don't  have any duck
          food! We didn't have any yesterday won't don't have any today and
          we wont have any tomorrow! And if  you come in here again and ask
          if we have  and duck food I'll nail  your little web feet  to the
          floor!"  All the duck does is turn  and walk out the door. On the
          forth day at  2 o'clock the doors  swing open and the  duck walks
          in: "Got any nails?" the duck asks. "No we don't got  nails," the
          clerk roars. "Well then," the duck says "got any duck food?"