HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

          AFGHAN.  Light Bulb? What light bulb?

          BEAGLE.   Light bulb? Light bulb?   That thing I ate  was a light
          bulb? 

          LAB.  Oh, me,  me! Please Let me  change the light bulb.   Can I?
          Can I?  Huh? Huh? Can I?

          GOLDEN RETRIEVER:  The sun is shining, the day is young we've got
          our whole  lives ahead of  us and you're  worrying about  a light
          bulb?

          BORDER COLLIE:   Just one?  And  I'll replace any wiring  that is
          not up to code.

          MALAMUTE:  Let the  border collie do it.   You can feed me  while
          he's busy.

          TOY POODLE:  I'll just blow in the border collie's ear  and he'll
          do it.

          SHI-TZU:   Please,  darling, I  have  servants for  that kind  of
          thing.

          DACHSHUND:  I can't reach the stupid lamp!

          ROTTWEILER:  Make me!

          COCKER SPANIEL:  Why change it?  I can still wee on the carpet in
          the dark.

          DOBERMAN PINSCHER:  While  it's dark, I'm going  to sleep on  the
          couch.