You Know You Are Living In 2006 When:

     1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

     2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

     3. You  have a list of 15 phone  numbers to reach your family of      
        just three people.

     4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

     5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family
        is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

     6.  You pull up in your own driveway and  use your cell phone to see  
     if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

     7.  Every commercial on television has  a web site at  the bottom of  
         the screen.
      
      8.  Leaving the house without your  cell phone, which you didn't have
          the first  20 or 30  (or 60) years  of your life,  is now a  cause for
     panic and you turn around to go and get it.

     10. You  get up in the morning and go on line before getting your     
         coffee.

     11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

     12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

     13.  Even worse, you know exactly to whom  you are going to forward   
          this message.

     14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

     15. You actually scrolled  back up to check that there wasn't a  #9   
         on this list.

     AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. 
      Go on, e-mail this to your friends. you know you want to.