When You Get Old, Some Things Aren't Important


          A senior citizen said to his 80 year old buddy, "I hear you're getting
     Married?"

          "Yep!"

          "Do I know her?"

          "Nope!"

          "This woman, is she good looking?"

          "Not really."

          "Is she a good cook?"

          "Naw, she can't cook too well ."

          "Does she have lots of money?"

          "Nope. She is as poor as a church mouse."

          "Well then, is she good in bed?"

          At my age, how should I know?"

          "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

          "Because she can still drive!"