Young And Old


          Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench
     under  a tree when one turns to the  other and says, "Sam, I'm 83 years old
     now and I'm just full of aches and pains.  I know you're  about my age. How
     do you feel?"

          Sam says, "Well, I feel just like a new-born baby."

          "Really! Like a baby?"

          "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself."