Old Is When--


          Your sweetie  says, "let's go  upstairs and make love,"  and your
          answer is, "pick one, I can't do both!"

          Your friends compliment  you on your new alligator  shoes and you
          are barefoot.

          A  sexy babe  catches your  fancy  and your  pacemaker opens  the
          garage door.

          Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

          You don't care where your spouse goes,  just as long as you don't
          have to go along.

          You are cautioned  to slow down by  the doctor instead of  by the
          police.

          "Getting a little action,"  Means I don't need to  take any fiber
          today.

          "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

          An "All Nighter" means not getting up to pee.