Old Cars And Old People


               An  elderly woman  returns from  shopping to  find  her car.
          Getting in, she suddenly discovers it must have been broken into.
          She is  hysterical but  manages to  dial the  police on  her cell
          phone.   She hurriedly explains her situation  to the dispatcher:
          "They've stolen the stereo,  the steering wheel, the brake  pedal
          and even the accelerator!" she cried.

               The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

               A few minutes  later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He
          says. "She got in the back seat by mistake."